Congrats on creating a generation too sick to serve!

Good morning! I am writing today to extend my most sincere congratulations on the bang-up job you have done with supporting the needs and desires of your constituents! Your passion for our health and wellness, food and housing stability, FDA approval of processed foods deemed illegal in other nations, etc., have finally paid off! Because they are too sick, too unstable, too fat, too… whatever… only 23% of Americans between the ages of 18 and 35 are able to serve in the United States military! And even less of those want to- probably because they’ve seen your consistent mishandling of international actions and don’t want to risk their lives for tangerine colored vanity. So now the Department of Defense has raised the age for enlistment to 42. Apparently they believe that in doing so they’ll find a healthier crop of people to join up. I mean, I doubt it, but by all means- give it a shot.