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An open letter to the U.S. Congress

Shotgunning beers is not a qualifying factor for heading the FBI

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I'm writing to urge you to demand the immediate resignation of Kash Patel as director of the FBI, and move to impeach Patel if he does not resign. Patel's weaponization of the FBI against political opponents, mishandling of important investigations, and misuse of taxpayer money are putting our nation's safety at risk. Also, unpopular opinion: the ability to shotgun a beer in a locker room is not a qualifying factor for employment with the FBI. Thank you for your time and consideration.

▶ Created on March 4 by Nicole

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