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French fries, French toast, French vanilla. Maybe try French law?!? Yum!

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French fries. French toast. French vanilla. French is delicious, no? French legislature adopted laws that force grocery stores to donate soon-to-expire produce and food items to the hungry. French citizens love French officials for feeding them. French good, no? You could be good like French officials. You could legislate food donations for the poor. You would look good, no? And guess who overwhelmingly represents the poor and hungry in the United States? Your supporters! So… French good, no? Do it! French good, make Trump supporters happy. Win/win, no?

▶ Created on July 16 by Nicole

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