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An open letter to the U.S. Congress

Claim Kean as a dependent. Just like kids, we pay for him but he never shows up.

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I am writing today to ask when WE THE PEOPLE will be receiving tax reimbursements from Congress, because, respectfully speaking, where the hell is Tom Kean? He’s not in his offices. He’s not voting. He’s not representing his constituents. He’s not anywhere he’s being paid to be… WE THE PEOPLE are not just his unlucky constituents. We are also his employer. He’s stealing from us- stealing attention, representation, and money from us, and we demand answers and accountability.

▶ Created on April 27 by Nicole

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