Remove DHS Secretary Kristi Noem from Office and Investigate Fabricated Immigrant Story

I am writing to demand the immediate removal of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem from office following her fabricated story about a "cannibal immigrant" who allegedly started to "eat himself" on a plane. This deliberate lie represents a dangerous escalation in dehumanizing rhetoric designed to justify cruelty toward vulnerable populations. Secretary Noem's fabrication is not a simple misstatement. It is a calculated attempt to portray immigrants as subhuman, echoing the same propaganda tactics used by authoritarian regimes to justify atrocities. When a Cabinet-level official manufactures stories to dehumanize entire groups of people, they have fundamentally violated the public trust and demonstrated unfitness for office. Beyond the moral bankruptcy of spreading such lies, Secretary Noem is wasting taxpayer dollars on maintaining her appearance while American families struggle with rising costs. Her priorities are clear: she cares more about her fake hair and face fillers than serving the American people with integrity. Every dollar spent on her vanity is a dollar stolen from constituents who deserve honest leadership. I am calling on you to take immediate action to remove Secretary Noem from her position, launch a full investigation into her conduct, pursue criminal charges if warranted, and ensure she reimburses taxpayers for all personal expenses charged to the American people. Her behavior demands accountability, not just for this fabrication but for the pattern of dishonesty and misplaced priorities it represents. The American people deserve Cabinet officials who tell the truth and serve with integrity. Secretary Noem has demonstrated she is incapable of either. I expect you to act swiftly to hold her accountable and restore dignity to the Department of Homeland Security.