A Presidential Voyage to the Stars With Elon? Count Us In!

I must say, your recent suggestion that you might personally hop aboard a SpaceX mission to rescue stranded astronauts has truly inspired the nation. (foxnews.com) I can confidently report that America overwhelmingly supports this idea. In fact, I’d say we’ve never been more unified. It’s rare to see such bipartisan agreement, but here we are! Just imagine it—Trump Force One: Space Edition. You and Elon Musk, boldly launching into the great unknown, two of the greatest self-proclaimed geniuses of our time, taking American exceptionalism to new heights (literally). The world would watch in awe as you plant a Trump-branded flag on the ISS, declare it prime real estate, and immediately start charging rent. But let’s be honest—why stop at a round-trip? A man of your stature and vision should be looking beyond a mere rescue mission. What about the first-ever Trump Intergalactic Resort? Think of the possibilities! Trump Mars, Trump Moon, and of course, the Trump Space Force—finally, a military you could command without pesky things like oversight. Of course, we’d all miss you terribly down here, but for the good of America (and the ratings), we’re willing to make that sacrifice. After all, who better to make space great again? So please, Mr. President, don’t tease us. Take the leap, reach for the stars, and give the American people the moment of unity we so desperately need.