An open letter to the U.S. Congress

Dictator Barbie is gone, but GI Jo(k)e is cued to replace her. Block him!

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Kristi Noem was fired yesterday and WE THE PEOPLE celebrated… perhaps prematurely. Are we correct in understanding that Markwayne Mullin is cued to take her place? Because Dictator Barbie was evil, but aggressive men who threaten attacks on his own colleagues seem to be just a tad worse. If he wages war against his equals, what do you think he will do against people he considers his subordinates? This nomination must go through Congress. Because WE THE PEOPLE are so used to you all failing us, we’re pretty sure it will go through. However, we were wondering if maybe just once you could gum up the works and NOT hand Mango Mussolini additional keys to the kingdom? Perhaps you could block this one? Pretty please?

▶ Created on March 6 by Nicole

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