An open letter to the U.S. Congress

When did taxpayers start paying for the FBI to be designated driver?

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Since when did the FBI give free rides home to drunks? Is that only if you have connections to Kash Patel? Or can anyone get that ride? What's the phone number for a free ride?

▶ Created on December 6 by Millie B

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