Victory 45-47. More Like CRAP-Conspiracies, Racism, Authoritarianism, Propaganda

While children die and get deported, Gaza smolders, the middle class vanishes, and America limps through a mental health crisis we can’t afford to treat—President Trump just launched a fragrance line. No, really. He posted: “Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called ‘Victory 45–47’ because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success… Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!” We are officially governed by a late‑night infomercial! Next up? Coup Cologne™ — now with notes of narcissism, gunpowder, and bunker sweat. Executive Dysfunction: The Body Spray — spritz it and forget how laws work! Martial Law Musk — one spray and suddenly the Constitution is optional. And of course, the bestseller: “Cowardice No. 5” — worn proudly by the entire Republican Party. This isn’t leadership. It’s a sideshow. Our enemies are watching. The economy is cracking. The people are hurting. And this man is out here bottling delusion like it’s Dior. Congress: WAKE UP. He is not fit. He is not sane. Remove Trump. Remove Vance. Remove Johnson. Or start stocking up on “Collapse by MAGA”—the scent of a dying republic.