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An open letter to the President

Netanyahu metaphorically beheaded you. It’s time to dip.

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Your buddy Netanyahu is a frenemy, bruh. Not one full week after you posted yourself as the big JC, an Israeli soldier decapitated a statue of Jesus. They’re laughing at you, man. The whole world is laughing at you. It’s time to retire… to a nice 55+ assisted living facility with a decent cognitive health department. Ok? Thanks.

▶ Created on April 20 by Nicole

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