Send Melania to Walmart for Battleship. It’s $15. Stop bombing!

A few months ago when Venezuela was Trump’s latest obsession, the United States military was illegally utilized to bomb and destroy ships in the Caribbean Sea. Many of these were likely innocent fishing trawlers and boats, but Trump wanted to play battleship and apparently couldn’t convince Melania to go to Walmart and purchase the board game. Now, he is once again craving a round of battleship and is again using the military to bomb and destroy more ships- this time in the strait of Hormuz. Military initiatives are after CLS’s now- Trump claims that they’re all laying mines… Crazy that we used to have specially outfitted ships of our own that were specifically utilized to detect mines… but of course they were decommissioned by mango Mussolini. Get the United States out of Iran. Impeach Trump. Force Melania to go to Walmart. Battleship is like $15. She can afford it.