No Parade for Trump’s Birthday

I am writing today to urge you to OPPOSE Trump’s absurd and self-aggrandizing plans for a military parade on his birthday. The parade would be a staggering waste of time, money, and personnel, and certainly does not meet DOGE’s standards for an essential government expense. That would be terribly hypocritical, although not out of character for him. America is NOT the kind of country which throws military parades in honor of the President’s birthday. He’s clearly confusing himself with his buddies, the dictators of Russia and North Korea. Americans say NO to this wasteful and undemocratic idea. 
Thank you for your time.