Give him Call of Duty and tell him it’s Iran. Then save us. Pleaseandthankyou

Overnight reports state that Trump “doesn’t need allies,” in Iran. It’s giving “you didn’t break up with me- I broke up with you!” vibes. Is this really the message we want to be sending to the world? As the supreme leader- oops, I mean US President- continues to spiral out of control, we are going to need international support. Maybe Congress could do something about the situation? Sanctions? Impeachments? Sitting the old man in front of Call of Duty and telling him that’s his war while dealing with the actual war privately? We need rescue. If you’re not coming to save us, perhaps no one is coming to stop us, either. It’s happened before. It can happen again.