Do US All a Favor and Come Out of the Red Closet

If I thought you could actually read, I'd put more thought into this. Hopefully you delegate that task to someone else so multiple people can laugh at the fact that if you were in Forrest Gump, your momma would have to suck off the principal to get you into the normal school. Pretty ironic that you had to do that to get Daddy Putin to land you this job, eh Krasnov?