Lighten up that gold bronzer like the Dutch have lightened up the gold bars.

Sir, your fake news legacy is being a billionaire who runs dozens of successful businesses. Your base constituents believe you. Your staff and associates pretend to believe you. Other world leaders play-act their tolerance of these shenanigans. The American people do *not*. How will you explain to your constituents that the world is divesting? That your version of America has become so physically, psychologically, and financially unstable that they’re transferring their money and removing their physical assets from the United States… 80 metric tons of gold has departed for English banks. The political unrest here is likened to that of third world nations. All of this comes under your authority and “leadership.” Are you embarrassed yet? Because we are. Resign. Now.