End the war. Your uneducated followers will still worship you. Seriously.

France. Switzerland. Spain. They’ve all closed their airspace to United States flights carrying arms or aid to Israel or to U.S. bases fighting Iran. Italy. France. Spain. They’ve all closed access for United States military to their bases. It’s almost as if they understand that what you (and of course Israel as well) are doing over there is a blatant violation of international law. Their decision to remove themselves from any perceived complicity with your agenda suggests that perhaps they are right, and (shocking, I know) YOU are wrong. I understand that your feelings are hurt and your ego is bruised. I believe you truly thought Iran would be an easy target for your vindictive vengeance. I know you thought you could destroy them and look like some sort of superhero for your undereducated constituents. And I know how much it must sting to see how badly you’ve failed. But now is not the time to double down on your ignorance. You’ve demonstrated time and time again that you’re very good at saving the United States from predicaments you yourself caused to begin with. You can still do that. Bring home the troops. End the war actions in Iran. Your followers are not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree- they’ll forget all about who started it. They’ll think YOU ended it, and they’ll continue to worship the quicksand you walk on.