The Forgettysburg Address.

Donald Trump stormed the capital to let us know that everything's going great. we have no problems at all. And if we do, they're Joe Biden's fault. I wonder how many years he's going to squeeze out of that excuse. Basically, Trump's message to America, if you didn't see it, was if you are struggling financially, you're trying to support your family putting food on the table, if you're having a hard time, you're wrong. You're actually very rich and let's stop talking about it. Four days after the Supreme Court torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of his cockamamey economic policy, he said, "We are winning so much, we don't know what to do with it, which is what happens to old people who only watch Fox News. They become confused about reality." But I will say, you really do have to hand it to the gang at Fox. They are very creative when it comes to putting a positive spin on things. This was the headline from Fox News last night: Trump celebrates turnaround for the ages in record-breaking State of the Union address. What record did he break? It was the longest State of the Union speech ever. It beat the previous record for longest speech held by Donald Trump. He beat his own record. Broke his own record for being long- winded. He has once again publicly broken wind. His gibberish went on for an hour and 47 minutes. It was the longest speech in State of the Union history. Also, it was the dumbest. He beat his own record there, too. How did America get this low?