China’s Telling the Truth? Trump’s Credibility’s Falling Faster Than Gas Prices!

I never thought I’d trust China over a U.S. president. But Donald Trump made it easy. Just look at this week’s parade: • Fuel prices? Trump says they’re falling. We’re over here budgeting gas like it’s liquid gold. • Egg prices? Down 94%? Maybe at Mar-a-Lago’s brunch buffet. • Immigration? Criminals flooding in? Meanwhile, his team’s deporting U.S. citizens like bad Amazon orders. • Biden and Obama? Blamed for everything but the weather. (Give it time.) • Tariffs? China’s “paying billions” — except it’s American Consumers footing the bill. • Trade deficit? Trump says $2 trillion. Reality? Less than half that. But math was never the strong suit. • 200 countries negotiating? There are 195 real ones. You need to tell your staff Hogwarts, Tatooine, Wakanda, Narnia, and Whoville are not real. • Clean coal? Still trying to sell it like it’s 1850 and we just discovered fire. • Factory jobs? Sure, Americans are definitely lining up for 14-hour shifts with no overtime, no healthcare, and no OSHA. Dream big! • Christianity? Built a “Task Force on Anti-Christian Bias” while slandering Christians who actually believe in truth, compassion, and love. And then there was the Pope’s funeral: World leaders wore black. Trump showed up in bright blue — looking like he got lost on his way to brunch. Meanwhile, Zelenskyy, in quiet black, got applauded. Because real leadership doesn’t have to announce itself. It just shows up. Leadership is earned. Loyalty is bought. We see exactly which one you picked.