The Pardon That Got Lost in 47’s Alternate Reality

Bless his heart, the turkey pardon showed 47 as an old fat senile man who has totally lost his hold on reality. He can not tell lies from truth nor does he understand how easy it is to factcheck him. He claimed Biden’s turkey pardons were invalid because of an autopen. He repeated a six month crime claim about Washington that public records do not support. He wandered from the birds to politics, showing he had lost the thread and had no idea what he was there for. It felt like watching the tired old knight in Don Quixote tilt at windmills only he could see. Poor Grandpa. I know you want to make him believe he is still relevant, but the country needs someone who can handle a simple ceremony without drifting into an alternate reality. Remove him now before he causes more damage.