Impeach! Hire someone with a reading and empathy level higher than age 5!

“The pope is weak on crime… weak on nuclear weapons!” The inmates have escaped the asylum and have somehow gained control of Trump’s truth social account. Oh. Wait. That was Trump. Somewhere along the way, your esteemed leader lost the plot. He seems to believe that he is somehow campaigning against the pope. He also seems to think he sits in a position of authority so great as to attempt to exercise control over religious leaders living abroad! Taking on the Catholic Church wasn’t on my bingo card for 2026, but then again, neither was Cuba, Iran, or Venezuela. Perhaps you could suggest a nice padded room for commander carrot? You must impeach Trump. At this point, no one cares what charges- we just need someone with the reading level of at least a sixth grader, and the empathy level of literally anyone over the age of 5.