An open letter to the U.S. Congress

Trade Relations Question

12 so far! Help us get to 25 signers!

I’ve heard it said that a well-reasoned, judiciously applied tariff—when precisely targeted—can be a powerful tool in trade negotiations. With that in mind, could you kindly help me understand what specific goals we’re pursuing in our trade relations with the penguins of McDonald Island? I’d be most interested to know what exactly was targeted and what benefits we hope to gain. Thank you for looking into this curious matter.

▶ Created on April 4 by Action Steps

Sign Petition

Already signed?

  • Promote this campaign to get it texted to potential signers
  • Share this page or image
    A shareable card that reads "tell the U.S. Congress: Trade Relations Question" followed by "text sign PZLHHG to 50409"
  • Text INVITE PZLHHG to ask your friends to sign via text or email
  • and post around campus or on your community bulletin board
  • Use the iOS app to share with your contacts
  • Join our Discord and connect with fellow organizers
  • Upgrade to Premium to unlock more features and make sure we can keep delivering
Share on BlueskyShare on TwitterShare on FacebookShare on LinkedInShare on WhatsAppShare on TumblrEmail with GmailEmail

Fund texts of this petition

Drive more letter deliveries by funding text appeals to users. Become a member to double your reach per dollar.