1. United States
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What a tragedy! Donald Trump has once again been denied the Nobel Peace Prize. Apparently, the committee frowns on bullying, threatening nations, launching wars, and military operations that leave schoolchildren dead. Clearly, nobody understands his unique definition of peace! Europe has provided a consolation prize. Please bring the 23 carat gold covered statue, “The Orange Plague,” to Washington! Eight feet of naked Trump perched on a struggling man, clutching a golf club and the scales of justice. A perfect presidential portrait! The golf club represents his priorities. The scales represent what he has misplaced. And the man collapsing beneath him? Congratulations, America! You made it into the monument! Imagine it in his gold covered White House. Perhaps a taxpayer funded unveiling, with military bands and applause until Trump feels adored. Present him a ribbon: “World’s Greatest Peace President, According to Himself.” Congress, I realize Trump’s nakedness might offend the Christian values you so proudly preach. But after years defending his conduct, surely you can overlook a little indecency. Your actions have exposed far more than this statue ever could. Trump wants global recognition. Europe has obliged.